posted by Tim @ 9:24 PM
Timothy's origin is unknown, but there are several rumours which we can base his story on. It is said that he comes from North Uzbekistan, but the majority of information surrounding this rumour is in fact false. One critic argued that in 1974 a large oboe plummeted down from the heavens, and in the reed there laid a baby. That baby gave birth mid-flight to two other babies. One of those babies, as rumour has it, was Timothy. The story of his upbringing has been pieced together by several historians, and one museum janitor. Apparently the main male figure in his life was some pocket-lint, and his surrogate mother was a metro-sexual sloth. He lived off whatever his mother deemed edible, and since has been creating artworks in a hope to escape the real world.
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hey Timmy.....Gotta say I was rather impressed with the nostrils (can't spell) flaring.(=
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